Me during day one of theater class . . . a Nuisance Not only did I not seduce any men with my haunting saw music, but I also turned off my five roommates to the other forms of music I was required to learn during this semester spent pressing onward through extra Gen Ed courses.…

Some common percussion instruments . . . Stifle My Laughter If a man arrhythmically slapping his own naked torso is art, then I was getting a prime education. Shifting in the metal folding chair beneath me, I exhaled slowly, trying to stifle the laughter building in my chest. I pursed my lips together. The shaggy-haired…